Say something about gay babies.
I've blown a few things in my day
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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