Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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