brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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