YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
Randomize
