It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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