And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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