no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
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