hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Come on in and take your pants off
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