i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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