halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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