i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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