I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
