also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Everclear isn't food dammit
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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