Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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