How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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