If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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