it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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