How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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