Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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