What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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