Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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