Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
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I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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