Who wears a wallet chain?!
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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