Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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