Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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