Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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