Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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