whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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