didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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