Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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