Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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