So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
