so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
