so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
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