p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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