do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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