Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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