What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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