I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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