Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
we should paint friendship bongs
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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