And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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