ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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