I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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