Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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