On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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