I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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