i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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