We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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