just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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