ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
