how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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