My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Randomize
