Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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