it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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